Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?
Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshoots
thug life more like ugh life
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER
see the ball
feel the ball
be the ball
5 out of 5 homosexuals are gay
noddin my head like yeah
movin my hips like yeah
"Its a small world"
No its not otherwise I would be spending every day visiting my internet friends
if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.